You want gross candy, we got gross candy. 

Seeping Toe Jam
Leaking Ear Wax
Oozing Eyeball
Dripping Nose Snot

Yeah, our stomach is turning as we write this ad copy. With Icky Licky Sticks, you can now suck tasty candy out of four nauseating body parts.

Just twist the tube, and the candy oozes between the toes of the foot, or through the ear canal, or out the nostrils of the warty nose. 

Man, this is sick! And if you buy it, you probably need serious counseling. 

They're as much a gross toy as a revolting candy. You can find cheaper candy, but not any grosser. 

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