There's nothing classier than a Martini, the only problem is that they are always so darn small. Well, we fixed that! Closet alcoholics rejoice! You now can pour a single Martini and not feel guilty. It holds about 26oz., so you should get good and drunk. And the best part, you can tell your in-denial family that you had just one drink! So kick back, dim the lights, turn on some Sinatra, and drink your problems away.