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Here's
the most useful keychain we sell.
Meet
TIMEBOY, the alarm clock keychain. This miniature
analog clock actually has a reliable alarm. If you
use your TimeBoy alarm and it fails to wake you, we
will write a letter of apology to your
employer.
TimeBoy
is transparent, so you can see the
electro-mechanical workings. It comes with a battery
that says Apple on it for some reason. There is also
an ultra-miniature photo frame built in. Go figure.
OH
SHUCKS!
We've run out of this item!
We'll be getting more.
Meanwhile, buy something else stupid, stupid.
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