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This
item is so stupid, we're almost at a loss to describe
it. (And we can usually describe anything.)
It's
wind-up, walking sushi. We had heard rumors that such a
toy existed, and it took our Stupid Buyers the better
part of a year to track it down.
Each
Walking Sushi consists of a matching pair of life-like
plastic sushi. And what an assortment! There's sake
(salmon), masago (smelt roe), nigiri (egg
w/ seaweed), ebi (shrimp), saba
(mackerel), and even a California Roll.
When
you wind it up, the sushi pair walks across your table
as if they were two feet. We ask you -- can you get much
stupider than this?
YOU'VE REACHED OUR
OLD STORE FRONT.
TO ENTER OUR
NEW STORE FRONT
AND ACTUALLY BUY THIS
OR OUR OTHER STUPID PRODUCTS,
PLEASE
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