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BOTAN RICE CANDY!

 

This item is so stupid, we're almost at a loss to describe it. (And we can usually describe anything.)

It's wind-up, walking sushi. We had heard rumors that such a toy existed, and it took our Stupid Buyers the better part of a year to track it down.

Each Walking Sushi consists of a matching pair of life-like plastic sushi. And what an assortment!  There's sake (salmon), masago (smelt roe), nigiri (egg w/ seaweed), ebi (shrimp), saba (mackerel), and even a California Roll.

When you wind it up, the sushi pair walks across your table as if they were two feet. We ask you -- can you get much stupider than this? 

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