Intelligent animal, dumb product.

I'll shop at stupid.com when pigs fly.

Annoy people via remote control.     Furnish your home for under 3 bucks!
Why oh why was this made?!! Be a super-duper pooper!
The soundtrack of our life.
NOSE PENCIL
 SHARPENER
(you need this like a third nostril) 		Will be the weirdest thing you ever bought.
Nothing can be fina than a postcard from Red China!

Teach your computer a lesson.

What a waist!

 It knows all. But it may not tell you.
The most useful thing we sell!
boxing nun puppet
 Pray I don't punch you.
who comes up 
with this foolishness? 		You'll LOBE it!! Kiss like a champion!
Bow before the power of the brain!

Izzy is on your side.

 a mustache for every day of the week!
Mustache 
disguise kit
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!