No more boring old Beer Koozies for you! This one really takes the throne... the porcelain throne. Slip this super strong, foam Koozie over your Beer and let the good times roll. When the other people show up with weak "Life's a Beach" Koozies and those tie-dye print ones, you'll really lay one on them good. You can drink until you need to use the real Toilet and then do so holding your Toilet Beer Koozie. You'll laugh and laugh and everyone will wonder what's going on. It's your crazy Beer Koozie, that's what! Everyone else can just google their own Koozie cause you ain't telling them nothing. It's okay, even if they dare get one of their own, yours will be the ORIGINAL Toilet Koozie that flushed all other Koozies down the drain.