'The Perfect Republicant' Gag Gift Set

If you're dead set in your Republican ideals you need a "Good Republican Gift Box" asap. You're competitive spirit drives you toward the a conservative future and you're proud of your unfaltering stance. This Gift Box makes the perfect statement of: "Congratulations, you're a Good Republican." It sits well with new and old Republicans who haven't laughed since the Reagan Era. Well, it's your chance to gift them with: 1 roll of Obama Toilet Paper, 1 pair of Republican Sunglasses, 1 John McCain Watch *or* 1 John McCain Action Figure, 1 pair of Michele Bachmann Cookies, and a pack of "I Kissed a Democrat Gum." All these funny gifts are sure to warm a Republican's heart and fill it with a conservative amount of happiness. *GOP Approved