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Mucho thanks to Gail Gardner for loaning her ear lobes for these photos. | Ear lobes on their own are pretty stupid things. They just hang there with no purpose whatsoever. (Med Students, you can correct us if we're wrong.) And now you can make your earl lobes
look even MORE stupid by donning a pair of
Zipper Pull Earrings! They're real zipper pulls turned into quasi-fashionable earrings. The earrings measure about 3/4", so they're not obnoxious. They're just very, very silly. People may not even notice what they are, but if they do... get ready for some strange looks. You'll need pierced ears to wear them, but if you're considering getting them, you probably have a hole in your head anyway. The earrings are gold toned. We're not sure what the Zipper Pull Earrings are made of (brass?), but at $4.99 a pair, you can't expect solid gold. (But they are solid stupid!) |
