X-RAY GOGS
"Scientific Marvel of the Century"

When we were growing up, these X-Ray glasses were advertised in the back pages of comic books.  We'd say to ourselves, "They can't be real." and "They can't possibly work."  But in the back of our minds, we couldn't help but wonder, "But what if they DO work?!"

And now, so many years later, we've finally learned the true secret behind X-Ray Specs. And that is...

Do you really think we're going to TELL YOU? Oh, no. You have to suffer countless years of agonizing if they work or not, just like we did. Or, if you want to save yourself sleepless nights, you can plunk down $3.99 and discover their secret for yourself. Either way is fine with us.

We'll give you one hint, though.
They do SOMETHING.
But what?