We've thought of a mean way to use this clock -- put it on your office door and set it fifteen minutes ahead. Then, whenever anyone comes looking for you, it'll always tell them you're not back yet. You may not have to show up to work for weeks!

WILL RETURN
CLOCK

When we discovered this clock at a wholesaler's showroom, we thought the sales rep had stepped out and put up a "Will Return" sign. But when we saw the sign TICKING, we knew we had found a weird new product.

You've seen Will Return signs everywhere -- on doors of dry cleaners, in shoe repair shops, perhaps even at your therapist's office. And that's what makes this clock so cool... it is totally familiar and totally unique at the same time.

In case you're confused -- regular Will Return signs are not clocks. They are just dials that shopkeepers positions to show when they will reopen the store. THIS one has a clock built in.

The Will Return Clock measures 5 x 6" (like the real sign) and runs on one AA battery. It's fun, it's cool, and it makes a statement. (though we have no idea what that statement is)