| From our "Useless But Cool Anyway Department" comes the... USB POLE DANCER  We know you love your job. You are well paid. Get great inner satisfaction. And the Boss fully appreciates the amazing work that you do. In fact, there is only one thing that can make your idyllic job any better -- and that is your own personal stripper on your desktop!
Until now, that dream was just a fantasy. But thanks to the USB Pole Dancer, your fantasy can come true. This bikini-wearing hottie plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port. When sound plays on your system, she dances and gyrates around the pole and performs some truly seductive moves. Watch the VIDEO DEMO to get an idea of how cool (and hot) the USB Pole Dancer is. As she spins around her pole, colorful lights around the platform flash. It has a built in speaker, so you can plug in your IPod or MP3 player and watch her dance to whatever music you choose to play! The USB Pole Dancer stands about 11-inches tall, and requires no batteries (all the power comes from the USB port). True, it's not as practical as a printer, but at last there's a computer accessory that can turn YOU on, instead of the other way around. | 
