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Rejoice,
spaghetti lovers! Your pasta prayers have been answered!
Thanks
to this remarkably pointless new invention, you can now
avoid the drudgery of having to twirl your own spaghetti.
With
the Motor-Powered Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork, all you
have to do is switch it on, jab it into a bowl of pasta,
and watch the fork do all the hard work.
The
Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork is so well-designed, it works
with Linguini, Fetucinni, and Angle Hair Pasta too! Hard
to believe, but true nevertheless.
The
fork operates on two AA batteries (not included) and
twirls at 22 revolutions per minute. (According to the
Institutei de Parma, this is the optimal speed for
spaghetti twirling.) Unfortunately, you still have to lift
to fork to your mouth, but they're working on that, too.
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