Are you tired being the last one to know about a new trend? Wouldn't you rather be on the front lines of fashion? Here's your chance.

We predict that the NEXT BIG THING will be TROLL EARRINGS. Uh, huh. Don't laugh. In a few months EVERYONE and their MOTHER'S AUNT TILLIE will be walking around with little trolls dangling from their ear lobes.

If you don't believe us, just click to another page. And in two months, when you're waiting in line at Urban Outfitters to buy them, you'll kick yourself for passing up this opportunity. Mark our stupid words -- TROLL EARRINGS ARE GOING TO BE EVERYWHERE.

Wouldn't you love to be the FIRST to own them? Then, when Britney wears them (and only them) in her next Music Video... When Martha wears them to her sentencing hearing.... When Nathan Lane wears them to the Tony Awards.... You can say, "I wore them BEFORE THEY WERE HOT!"

Besides, they're really cute and really cheap.

So, come on. Go for it. And when friends ask what you have hanging on your ears, you can say, "The future, baby. The future!"