"Up Yours"
FINGER NOSE HAIR TRIMMER

Gentlemen.... Yes, we're talking to you... nose hairs are a curse on our gender. You don't need us to tell you how annoying those unruly nostril protrusions can be.  And removing them... well, look up "agony" in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of a guy grooming his nose hairs.

So what's a fella to do?

One solution, is to buy yourself a quality nose trimmer.  Or, you can buy this one instead.

It's the stupidest invention in the history of masculine hygiene.

What you get is a battery powered nose trimmer in the shape of a human finger. Switch it on, shove the finger up your nose, and watch your nose hairs disappear. (if you dare look, that is)

When you think about it, this wonderful product has it all.... it's useful, it's well-designed, and it is so gross, your lazy roommate won't dare borrow it.

We're just so proud to be selling such an item. You say goodbye to your nose hairs, and we'll say goodbye to our last vestiges of dignity.