| This game is SICK! You listening?
S-I-C-K!!! To play Shock Roulette, you don't need skill or knowledge. You don't need dexterity or athletic ability of any kind. All you need is steely COURAGE and dumb LUCK. Allow us to describe this sadistic game... You begin with 2 to 4 players. (You'll want 4, because there's a smaller chance you'll lose. And believe us... you don't want to lose.) Each player sticks his finger in one of the four finger slots. When you press the "Start" button, lights in front of each finger spin and make noise. To add to the suspense, electronic beeps accompany the flashing. Soon, the spinning and beeping slows down. Then, to REALLY make you sweat, the lights disappear and you only hear the beeps getting slower... and slower... and slower. By this point, you have no idea where it's going to stop. When it DOES stop, one unlucky player will SCREAM as he or she receives a substantial electric shock. We can't deny that Shock Roulette is a lot of fun, especially when somebody else loses. It's guaranteed to add a spark to any party. As it says on the box, "When the bleeping stops, the screaming starts!" PLEASE READ THE WARNING BELOW... If you have some illnesses, you're gonna want to keep away from this game. But if you have a mental illness, you're gonna want to play it. | 
