At Stupid Headquarters, the boss always seems to know what we're up to. For a while we thought he had super powers, but Helen the Cleaning Lady discovered his real secret... SPY EAR
Secret Agent Listening Device Yep, the boss has been using Spy Ear to listen in on us. When we confronted him, he said "I'm merely testing out a new Stupid Product." We tried to fire him, but he reminded us that he's the boss, so we crawled back to our cubicles like the spineless drones that we are. But, about Spy Ear... This inexpensive electronic marvel is mighty cool. Pop the headphones in your ear, turn it on, and you can hear people talking across the room, out in the hallway, in the neighboring bathroom stall, and so on. It's basically just a micro-amplifier, but its size makes it remarkably inconspicuous. The Japanese packaging is really funny, too. It shows a sneaky girl using her Spy Ear to eavesdrop on everyone. "Why are they laughing? Are they laughing about me?" she ponders. ""What are they talking? Are they talking about me?" Clearly, this girl is really messed up. Spy Ear comes complete with headphones, batteries, and even a spare set of batteries. It only costs $4.99, so you can be a spy for the cost of a sandwich. SPY EAR: Just $4.99! | 
