Sometimes the guy who says "Ho, Ho, Ho" has to "go, go, go." 

We can't claim this is the most tasteful thing we sell. In fact, it might be one of the lowest. Frankly, we're ashamed of ourselves... but we're offering it anyway.

Poo-Pooing Santa Claus
The Pooping Santa Candy

Each package contains a plastic squatting Santa Claus and a bag of red and green... er... Well, they're red and green. You load Santa with the candy through a hatch on his back. When you push down on Santa's head, he poops out one of the candy balls.

It's half toy... half candy... and totally ridiculous. Get one, and start feeling jolly yourself!