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At Stupid
Headquarters, we get lots of calls from salesmen trying to sell us junk.
Most are hacks with unimaginative products. But a few years back, we fielded a call
from a gentleman who truly earned our admiration. In fact, he rocked our stupid
world! He was a
professional photographer who created a stunning and amazing calendar --
Monthly Doos. Each month features a spectacular landscape or tableau -- but
in every shot there's a pile of dog poop.
Distasteful?
You bet it is. The contrast between the beautiful photography and dog doo is
absolutely jaw dropping.
Some month's
have photos containing obvious piles. In other months, the poop
discretely blends with the scenery. It's kind of like a "Where's
Waldo" with excrement.
(You will
probably want so skip the month of February altogether.)
Okay. This
product may not be for you. But we're sure you can think of someone else who would
hate it just as much. So get it for him! | 
