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GOD
THIS IS STUPID!!!
We
can't believe some company
manufactured this insane kitchen product.
(but we're thrilled that they
did)
WHAT
DOES THE OCTODOG DO?
It
takes a hot dog and makes
it look like an octopus.
At
Stupid Headquarters, this is the kind of product that
makes our lives worth living. It's so
pointlessly perfect, we can't wait to begin serving
octodogs to all our friends and relatives.
The Octodog is
surprisingly well-constructed and easy to use. First,
you insert a hot dog. Then, you insert the eyes to
hold the frank in place. Next, you slide the holder
down, which precisely slices your hot dog into 8
tentacles. Remove the frankfurter and you have an
edible beef (or pork) octopus, eyes and all! If
you've read this far, you're gonna have to purchase
one. Admit it, this thing cracks you up as much as it
does us. And
if you're looking for a great gift, you can't go more
wrong than the Octodog! | 
