Pencil not included. But if your really want,
we'll throw in the pencil shavings.

NOSE
PENCIL SHARPENER

At Stupid.com, we've learned the hard way that you can't sharpen a pencil by sticking it up your nose. (Kids, trust us, it just doesn't work.)

So here's the next best thing... a pencil sharpener shaped like a nose. Just stick your pencil up the right nostril and give it a few twists. You'll get a nice, sharp pencil and a weird sense of satisfaction that we don't quite understand.

NOSE PENCIL SHARPENERS
$1.99 each