NURSERY PETS

You better get used to the word "Awwwwww!" because that's what you're gonna hear every time you demonstrate your NURSERY PET.

This wonderful toy is so darn cute, it would make even Dick Cheney feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

"Nursery Pets" consist of a Kitten or Puppy, a milk bottle, and a a little basket. Though the baby critter is less than 2 inches long, it contains some truly advanced technology.

When you bring the milk bottle close to your pet's head, it sticks out its tongue and begins licking the nipple and moving its head as if it were actually drinking the milk. It is just the cutest thing you ever saw!

Like many of the world's most unusual toys, "Nursery Pets" come from Asia. The packaging has some weird English phrases like "Handsome Gallant Appearance" and "To Adopt Advanced Technology" which we thinks adds to the charm.

We're not sure how it works, but we think a magnet in the bottle activates a switch in the animal's head. This turns on a little motor that gets the tongue and head moving. Or maybe it's magic... we don't really know.

You can choose to adopt a Kitten or a Puppy, but please know that the actual appearance of your pet may differ from the photos. (Like real pets, they may have different looks.) Batteries are included, but you have to provide the T.L.C. yourself.

Just $5.99 Each!