If God really wanted to freak out the Pharaoh,  instead of locust and frogs, he should have dropped thousands of Singing Matzo Men on him.  Pharaoh would have freed the Jews from bondage faster than you could say, "Cleopatra!" 

How dumb is this toy? You could wander the desert (or the mall) for forty years and never encounter anything dumber.

The Singing & Dancing
Matzo Man

The Matzo Man is a little stuffed guy in a matzo suit --  He has matzo pants, a matzo jacket, and even a little matzo hat. 

When you press his foot, a lively version of Dayeynu plays and Matzo Man begins to dance. Then -- to make the experience absolutely surreal -- an elderly woman begins to sing the Matzo Man Song.

Your jaw will drop and you'll shake your head in disbelief --- It is most likely the stupidest thing we have ever sold.

So buy a Matzo Man for yourself or loved one -- It's simply too stupid to passover!