HOSE
NOSE
C A N D Y Hi,
Mr. Stupid here -- Well,
once again I have to model one of our STUPID PRODUCTS because none of my
STUPID EMPLOYEES are willing to do it. HOSE
NOSE CANDY is one of the dumbest (and grossest) candies I have ever seen.
It's a plastic nose filled with -- there's no other way to say this --
liquid, candy snot. Now,
that alone makes it a Stupid Candy. But Hose Nose Candy takes it much
FURTHER... The
nose has straps in each side and an indented area on the inside of the nose.
So you're actually able to strap the thing over your ears and WEAR IT over
your real nose. Now
here's where it reaches the stupid stratosphere... You
eat the candy by unplugging the nostril and squeezing the liquid candy snot
onto your outstretched tongue. (you may notice that, in the photo, I missed) God,
I am getting nauseous just thinking about this thing. The candy slime
actually tastes pretty good, but you have to try REAL HARD to forget it just
came out of a nose. Each
package contains a nose filled with 1.06 ounces of the vile stuff. The
package says the candy contains just 83 calories. But that will be reduced
to virtually zero if you throw up, which is somewhat likely. Have
fun! | 
