HALF HAMSTER / HALF GODZILLA
IT'S THE SINGING AND DANCING
HAMZILLA! |
 
| Run! Flee! Beat it! It's Hamzilla! Dancing Hamsters have reached a new level of stupidity with this marvel. It's a little stuffed hamster dressed in a Godzilla costume. That's right... a hamster in a monster costume. It doesn't get much stupider than this. But there's more... When you press his Godzilla foot, he sings and dances a pretty heavy rock song. You probably won't believe us, but here are the lyrics... He picks up a bus
And he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings
Toward the center of town. Oh, no. They say he's got to go.
Hamzilla!
Oh, no. There goes Tokyo.
Hamzilla! |
As he dances, the eyes on the Godzilla costume light up. He wears a shirt that reads "I Love Tokyo." As a final touch, the ferocious Hamzilla waves a city bus in his right hand and a ripped-out phone booth in his left hand. If you know what's good for you, you'll buy a Hamzilla. You don't want to make him mad. |
