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From
the land of magic and mischief,
it's the incomparable...
MOONING
GARDEN GNOME
You're
probably familiar with the popular folk tale "The
Princess & The Gnome." You're not?! Well,
since there's no time to tell it, we'll give you an idea --
The story involves a princess, an evil witch, and a spell
that can't be broken until the princess sees a full moon
at the crack of dawn.
Whether
you grew up with that story or not, you'll find The Mooning
Garden Gnome a delightful object. Mischievious little gnomes have become commonplace throughout the American landscape. This
guy has decided to stand out from the crowd with an age-old
gesture of defiance and rebellion. He means no disrespect,
he's merely... oh, maybe he does mean disrespect.
What the heck do we know?
The
Mooning Garden Gnome stands (or is it "squats"?)
a diminuitive 6 inches tall and 8 inches long. He's made of
colorful hard rubber, which strikes us as very durable.
Though we
have no garden at Stupid Headquarters, we've positioned the
Mooning Garden Gnome so he greets everyone who walks through
the door. At first, they're offended. But they grow to love him once they get to gnome! (get it... "gnome" --
"know him" oh forget it)
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