You've been waiting your entire life for a candy this stupid. Well, that wait is over.   Friends, get on your knees and pay homage to the stupidest candy to grace our web page in eons...

Uncle Oinker's
GUMMY BACON

That's right. America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a tasty candy.  

Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it.

Sadly, Gummy Bacon does not actually taste like bacon.  (the manufacturers weren't completely crazy) But it does have a delicious strawberry flavor. And it's still a lot of fun to peel off a bacon strip and pretend it's real. 

Each package of Gummy Bacon contains four thick slices, with a total weight of 2.8 ounces. If Gummy Bacon is here at last, can Gummy Head Cheese be far away?