"Why can't I have a flying pig for EVERY holiday?!" How often have you asked yourself that question. Sure, you might have a flying pig for Easter.... and maybe even one for Christmas.... But why stop there? We at Stupid.com believe you should have a flying pig for every major holiday. So we bring you the FLYING PIG FOR ALL SEASONS We discovered these remarkable creations at a dealer of obscure and doomed merchandise. It struck as so strange, we had to get it. And the salesman was amazed that we actually wanted them. On a Bizarre Scale of 1-10, this thing is definitely a 10.776. We've never seen something so elaborately detailed and so silly at the same time. The plastic Flying Pig Statue rises about 10" high and is 12" long. He stands on a pedestal with "When Pigs Fly" engraved in front, dramatically posed as if her were already in flight. Now here is where it gets really strange.... The Flying Pig For All Seasons comes with SIX sets of masks and capes. Each set represents a holiday and time of year. For instance, there's a blue cape for Easter, decorated with Easter Eggs and a matching blue mask. There's a 4th of July Cape and Mask, a Halloween cape and mask, and even a set for St. Patrick's Day! Think about it... a St. Patrick's Flying Pig. Things do not get much stranger than that. There are also sets for Thanksgiving and, of course, Christmas. You get the entire set -- Pig, Pedestal, 6 Capes, and 6 Masks all for one low price. Yeah, it's insane. But the Flying Pig For All Seasons will give you an entire year of amusement! (We're not sure why this pig wears masks -- Perhaps it's so nobody will recognize that he is a pig.) | DECORATION, NOT A TOY Though it is fun, the Pig For All Seasons is a decorative figure and not a child's not. It is not recommended for children under 13. | |