CHE'S REVOLUTIONARY WATCH |
| You know what's a real bummer... being late for the Revolution. Imagine, you're doing a Soduko, or in the john, (or both) when suddenly you realize.... "OH, MY GOD! THE REVOLUTION STARTED FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!!!"' Do you think your comrades are gonna wait for you? Hell, no! By the time you get there, the People will already have taken control of the proletariat. You'll be standing around in your khakis like some putz while your commie pals get all the glory. So let's avoid the whole ugly scene by purchasing an official Che Watch. Whether you're an actual communist or just play one on TV, this is the timepiece to own. The watch features a Japanese quartz movement, a fine leather band, and a stunning image of Che on the face. Best of all, the word "Revolution" actually revolves around the watch. Look at the graphic on the left to get an idea. (We also love how the knob is located in an unusual place.) So if you want to miss the revolution and hear about it on Fox News, then don't buy a Che Watch. But if you want to be on the front lines of fashion, get this watch an wait for the call. (If we don't call by Thursday, the revolution is off until the Spring.) |
