HOW LAZY CAN YOU GET?

Meet U.S. Patent #5,971,829 -- The first major advance in ice cream cone technology in over a century. 

Say goodbye to carpal tongue syndrome, thanks to the amazing, new

MOTORIZED
ICE CREAM CONE

That's right. You no longer have to turn your cone around and around to eat the ice cream evenly and keep it from dripping. Just press the activator button, and the Motorized Ice Cream Cone does all the hard work for you!

All you have to do is stick out your tongue and enjoy.

The Motorized Ice Cream Cone was conceived by that brilliant toy inventor, Rick Hartman. It's the most exciting thing to happen to ice cream since Ben met Jerry!

How much for this
revolutionary (get it?) invention?

Just $9.99!!!

You can't lick that price!