 Confucius
once said, "Grasshopper, you can't have it both
ways." But in this case, Confucius was confused,
because he had never seen...
FORKCHOPS
Cheater's
Chopsticks
These handy-dandy utensils
allow you to eat your Chinese and Japanese food with
chopsticks. But when you get tired or frustrated, you
simply flip them over and use them as a knife and fork.
If
you're one of the millions of people that are
"chopstick impaired," Forkchops can be a
lifesaver. Having trouble with that piece of Hunan Beef?
Forkchops to the rescue! Tired of chasing that renegade
pea across the placemat? Just stab it with the Forkchop
fork and be done with it!
Forkchops are made of durable plastic
and come in assorted colors.
 Sure,
your snobby friends will scoff as they use their
ordinary chopsticks. But when their butterfly shrimp
goes flying across the room, you'll be the one doing the
laughing.
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