The Squirrels are coming to take back all us humans have stolen from them. Things like mixed nuts, trail mix, the color: golden-brown, dramatic looks, and puffy hair all belong to Squirrels and they've had enough of our "overuse" of the such. In the meantime, don your Squirrel Mask and become unseen by these malevolent Squirrels of the future resistance. You will camouflage into the masses of elite Squirrels as you sit on the couch watching television, organize a business meeting or operate a grocery store checkout line. Remember that Squirrels are very intelligent and you must fully commit to your Squirrel-dom. Sell your home or apartment and move into a nice, warm tree. Stock up on many nuts and vegetables and learn to chew food at lighting speed. You're gonna make an awesome Squirrel!