Sour Flush Candy

We deeply admire the company that makes Sour Flush Candy. It takes guts to market candy inside a plastic toilet bowl. But they took it a step further... a HUNDRED steps further... They added EDIBLE PLUNGERS. When you open the lid of the toilet, you find powdered sour candy. (What did you expect to find?) "So how do I eat the powder?" you ask. You lick the plunger, and then dip it into the toilet. Then you remove the plunger and lick off the sour toilet powder that stuck to your plunger. Now doesn't that sound delicious? It's like the inventors sat around the table trying to think up the most disgusting thing a human can do. "Hey, nobody would ever stick a plunger in a toilet and then lick it off!", "Let's make THAT into a candy!"