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Have you ever had the urge to pick up a slug from the sidewalk and pop him in your mouth? Yes, you know it will make you ill. But the temptation is there nevertheless.

You will be happy to hear about this wonderful new delicacy...

SLIMY SLUGS

These candies are actually sour gummies shaped like the world's lowest lifeform. And, even though they're gross, they actually taste great. (Probably a lot better than a real slug.)

Each bag contains over 2 ounces of scrumptious slugs. 
Is your mouth watering yet?