Silly Straw Eyeglasses

A Giant Leap Backwards For Drinking Straw Technology! Silly Straw Eyeglasses is everything you've ever wanted in a pointless product. It costs more than an ordinary straw. It takes more effort than an ordinary straw. And it makes you look ridiculous in the process. What more can you possibly want? You begin by putting on the nerdy tubular glasses. Then you stick one end of the tube into your beverage and the other into your mouth. When you suck, the liquid goes up the tube, over your right ear, around your right eye, around your left eye, over your left ear, then finally down into your mouth. There's one word that describes Silly Straw better than all others -- ridiculous! And that's why we love it.