Shut the Hell Up Gum

Why not say it with a pack of gum! Seriously, how about a nice big pack of Shut the Hell Up! Enjoy 8 fine pieces of cinnamon peace and quiet to chew all at once; unless you've got more than one person in that you'd wish would stop yakkin'. Keep this pack handy and dispense as necessary. We like to keep a few packs of these at our monthly meetings. This way "talkers" can be silenced without being dragged out by a giant black cane. We think shows like the Academy Awards should use this Gum to get their "talkers" off the stage without resorting to awkward music playing over his or her mid-sentence.