Shrunken Head

What are you going to do with a Shrunken Head? What aren't you going to do with a Shrunken Head?! This repulsively realistic Shrunken Head serves no purpose at all, it doesn't even sing, talk or tell you jokes. It's so unattractive and creepy that you'll grow a sick attraction to it. It will become your good luck charm and best confidant. You'll even begin to look more and more like each other. It's natural and it's the coolest thing you've never wanted. I hang mine from the car's rear view mirror and that alone is enough deterrent for car burglars and undesirable passengers.