INSECTNSIDE
SCORPION
CANDY

This candy is BEYOND gross... It is as disgusting as candy can be while still being edible. 

You've probably guessed that Scorpion Candy is a confection that contains a REAL SCORPION!  That's right.... encased in a rectangle of  toffee-flavored candy is a crunchy arachnid for you to suck on. (Please don't puke on your keyboard -- it'll make it hard for you to make a purchase.)

POINT OF INTEREST: The makers had the nerve to actually name the candy "InsectNside" -- probably the only food in history to be named after a poison.

Naturally, each piece of Scorpion Candy is unique  -- Some have big chunky scorpions while others contain slender specimens. (It's a surreal experience just writing this repulsive ad copy.) 

Since we believe in truth in advertising, someone at Stupid.com had to actually eat one so we could describe it properly. The boss was elected since he's the only one with health benefits. Though it is hard to describe, we CAN tell you that it DOESN'T taste like chicken.