Wanna know your future? The Sarcastic Ball will tell you -- maybe. But it may also insult you, mock you, or dismiss you altogether. Don't like it? Tough. That's what you get for peering into the unknown. The Sarcastic Ball is like the Magic 8 Ball on a bad hair day. Ask it a question -- turn it upside down --- and an answer will miraculously appear in the black window. For example, we just asked it, ""Will Stupid.com ever make a profit?"" and The Sarcastic Ball answered, ""Yeah, and I'm the Pope."" It's a great gift that may liven up your dull parties. "Should you buy one?" you ask. The Sarcastic Ball replies, "Ask me if I care."