Sarah Palin Toilet Paper

Wipe your precious parts with a Palin! This new and highly detailed Toilet Paper features signature phrases and the glorious portrait of Sarah Palin. Guests will go wild knowing they shall be greeted by Mrs. Palin everytime they enter your restroom. She makes any bathroom a high profile establishment and you don't even need beer or rifles. She is truly suited for the job and your rear end will thank her greatly. Get a load of her different phrases on each piece of toilet paper like "You betcha" and "Doggonit... say it ain't so, Joe!"