One fine day in Montana, we went for a hike in the beautiful mountains when we heard a loud gunshot. When we followed the echo to the source, we found none other than Sarah Palin! She gave us hunting tips, parenting tips, and a 2 pack of Condoms! Oh Sarah, we know you love shopping at Stupid.com so we knew we should carry your limited edition Condoms. Well, some of that's true but the point is we must fight to keep America responsible and safe beginning with these Condoms. For pure enjoyment you'll find the "as thin as her resume" Condom quite appropriate. For the most direct approach check out the "when abortion is not an option" style. Two superstar Condoms with every order.