Stupid.com: Home Specials

The Beer Belly Flask

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Do you need to save some serious money but still want your favorite drinks with you at all times? We have your answer and it lies within your Belly... your new Beer Belly Flask. This awesome Flask holds up to 80oz. of liquid, hot or cold and makes it...[Read More]
Our Price: $32.99 [Add to Cart]

Kilt Bath Towel

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

For those of us who love wearing our traditional Scottish Kilts everywhere comes a new tradition. When venturing to warmer beaches and pools you no longer have to watch your wool or re-pin your layers. This 100% cotton, Bath Towel will rock your worl...[Read More]
Our Price: $29.99 [Add to Cart]

Dashboard Pole Dancer

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Life has many lessons to teach. Despite the wild twists and turns youll encounter never lose momentum and never give up. That is why life is so much like this Dashboard Pole Dancer. She spins and twists to the harshest of turns, tribulations, and pot...[Read More]
Our Price: $9.99 [Add to Cart]

Bacon Tie

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

The Bacon Strips are sizzlin' today! With that smokin' hot tie, everyone's gonna be licking their chops your way. I mean, you may even be tempted to eat your own Tie and that's speaking from experience. It tastes nothing like real Bacon but it sure l...[Read More]
Our Price: $17.99 [Add to Cart]

Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock 2017

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Obama is amazing and we'll love him forever but we do love to have fun with everything. That's why we're so excited about the Obama's Last Day Timer! You set the Countdown for any date and time you'd like but it would be most appropriate for January ...[Read More]
Our Price: $9.99 [Add to Cart]

Beer Belt 6-Pack

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Never leave home without your BEERS again! This handy, far-too-useful Belt allows you to carry all your 12 oz. Beers as a mongoose would her children. You will be fully stocked, stacked, and packed for every party. Of course this Belt also fits regul...[Read More]
Our Price: $11.99 [Add to Cart]

Sriracha Lip Balm

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Lay some heat on your Lips and crow like a Rooster. This Rooster sauce Lip Balm is going to make you question your taste, your thermostat, and your sanity. Its super hot and spicy and made particularly for those Sriracha connoisseurs out there. There...[Read More]
Our Price: $3.99 [Add to Cart]

Underpants Lollipop

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Everyone loves a good pair of whitey tighties! Get this fresh pair of skivvies in your mouth and lick 'em till they give your tongue a wedgie. Underpants usually protect you from disasters but these protect you from choosing a boring Lollipop. Everyo...[Read More]
Our Price: $3.99 [Add to Cart]

Belching Beer Pager

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

No more lost and forgotten beers, destined for a life down the drain. Just put your can or bottle into holder and clip the remote onto your belt. While you are drinking, the holder will keep your brew cold and the built in coaster lets you put it dow...[Read More]
Our Price: $16.99 [Add to Cart]

Bacon Bandages

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

The next time you have a cut or scrape, slap a strip of bacon on it. Sound ridiculous? Well, it is, but that doesn't mean you can't do it. Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are genuine sterile bandages that look like strips of raw bacon. Why purchase a ...[Read More]
Our Price: $5.99 [Add to Cart]

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Hillary has left office as Secretary of State and she's still busting out better than ever. She can crack cases, barriers, and Nuts like a supreme force. This Hillary Nutcracker is built strong just like the real thing and believe us when we say stro...[Read More]
Our Price: $15.99 [Add to Cart]

Zing Food Catapult

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Hey, Mom! Are things too quiet at the dinner table? Want to liven up those listless children of yours? Well, your prayers have been answered with Zing Catapult Spoons! Thanks to Zings, your kids can now fling niblets, chicken nuggets, and mash potato...[Read More]
Our Price: $6.45 On Sale [Add to Cart]

WTF Button

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

There comes a time when things just need a whopping, loud, WTF! This Button offers just that. Simply press the large, red, Button and receive 1 of 10 rage-conducive WTF! phrases. Of course the actual F* word in each phrase is cleverly censored so the...[Read More]
Our Price: $12.99 On Sale [Add to Cart]

Tattoos for Babies

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Babies love to feel the wind in their hair(s) and feel the purr of the cycle as they ride. Well since they can't technically ride motorcycles they can at least wear these delectable Tattoos for Babies. If your baby is pretty rebellious it's a travest...[Read More]
Our Price: $5.99 [Add to Cart]

Redneck Wine Glass

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Get your fancy drink on with the Redneck Wine Glass. A mason jar body held high by a thick glass stem holds a healthy amount of your favorite party juice. So roll out your Pabst cans, moonshine barrels, whiskey jugs and pop those suckers open! Drink ...[Read More]
Our Price: $12.99 [Add to Cart]

Peter Petrie Egg Separator

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

The Peter Petrie Egg Separator is the most unappetizing kitchen tool ever. And sadly, the stupid thing works. Just crack an egg into the hand-crafted ceramic head and tilt it forward. When the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albumen tastefully drips...[Read More]
Our Price: $13.99 [Add to Cart]

Butt Face Towel

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

There's a serious problem in your bathroom that you're not even aware of. After your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's b...[Read More]
Our Price: $16.99 [Add to Cart]

Butt Mug

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

The Butt Mug is waiting for you with cheeks pressed against the glass (err?ceramic). I mean you drink from sketchy water fountains, kiss your dog, and are sometimes referred to as the brown noser of the office. You might as well drink from a 'top of ...[Read More]
Our Price: $9.99 [Add to Cart]

Fetus Cookie Cutter

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

At last, EVERYBODY can have one in the oven with the deliciously disturbing Fetus Cookie Cutter! That's right -- you can now bake cookies that look like little fetuses. According to our vast knowledge of the human reproductive process, the cookies ar...[Read More]
Our Price: $11.99 [Add to Cart]

Kama Pootra

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

The Art of Pooping is a universe of possibility very rarely explored. There are ways of Pooping that can extend your life, keep you healthy and strengthen your core. Let your inner spirituality flow from your body as you let everything else flow into...[Read More]
Our Price: $12.99 [Add to Cart]

Emergency Bowtie

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

We all get to those low down, sketchy points in our lives. It seems almost impossible to get back in the game after sinking this low. Your good looks ain't gonna cut it anymore. You need something else to get you back in the race but it's not too lat...[Read More]
Our Price: $6.99 [Add to Cart]

Obama Nail Clippers

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 EST

Obama Nail Clippers are probably the strangest thing we'd ever imagine to see at Stupid.com. I mean they're equal parts cool, disturbing, and useful. I mean all the nail biting, heavy-weight issues that face President Obama will literally have him bi...[Read More]
Our Price: $8.99 [Add to Cart]