Romney Condom

Welcome the Romney Condom to your office, bedroom, private jet, and giant safe full of gold coins you can swim in. This Condom is special, it says one thing but MAY do that one thing or something else entirely. We're not really sure but we do believe the motto: "Never Settle" and believe us, we do not settle. We only want the best and everything plated in gold. Say hello to our gold-plated whoopie cushions and toilet mugs. Romney is a fun character but will he be as fun as Obama, will he be funnier? We've got a full set of Condoms here that just might take office this January so get your Condoms out and start debating! Obama's already got Two Condoms on yours!