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Rambo in Your Pocket

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Rambo is ready to punish the wicked and make your day a whole lot bloodier! When you get your coffee in the morning, make sure to hit 'em hard with a "Mission Accomplished". Everywhere you go, people will feel the scorn of a Vietnam Vet superhero! Batteries included, bandana and badass muscles not included. Get ready to hear these infamous phrases at a moment's notice:

*There‡s no rescue team, there‡s just me.
*I want, what they want. And what every other guy who came over here who spilt his guts and gave everything he had, wants. For our country to love us as much as we love it.
*Mission accomplished.
*You know there‡s more men out there. You know who they are. Find ?em or I‡ll find you.
*My war is over.
*They drew First Blood, not me.

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