Poop Pen Holder

If you're like me, you lose your Pens everywhere. I'm just not aware of where they go and I'm running out of Pens. Straight from the last place you'd ever use a Pen, the toilet, comes this Poop Pen Holder! It perfectly cradles your Pen so you never lose it. You may spend hours a day staring at it actually and so may your office guests. Talk about the ultimate conversation topic. Remember, everybody Poops but only some people have fun doing it. Celebrate the hours and hours of work you do by actually inviting your favorite curse word to the table! This beautifully crafted doo has a spot for one regular sized Pen or pencil. You may even use the surrounding crevices to hold paper clips, erasers, or corn?