Pirate Bandages

Arrrrghh! Bein' a pirate is hazardous work, I tell ya. With all the swords 'n daggers 'n whatnot, a bucko's bound to get a nick or cut now and again. Keelhaulin' will slice ya up pretty good, too, matey. And if ya walk the plank 'nough times, yer destined for a splinter or two, sure as I'm talkin' at ya. Well, praise be! There's fin'ly relief a clumsy pirate such as yerself. Say a hearty "Welcome aboard!" to PIRATE ADHESIVE BANDAGES. They're real bandages, they are, but designed with we pirates in mind. Step closer, and tell me if I ain't lying at ya! Each of these 3-3/4" bandages are covered with our beloved Skull & Crossbones design. And they be sterile, they are, so ya won't be gettin' all infected and such. (Doc will have a few less amputations, I wager.) The Pirate Bandages are precious cargo, so they come in a metal tin, just like Band Aids of yore. It's sturdier than Davey Jones' locker. (And Mickey Dolenz locker too, mind ya. Har. Har. Har.) Plus there be a free treasure inside each tin. I won't be tellin' ya what it is, tho. 'Cause if ya knew about the treasure, I'd have to kill ya.