Nose Pencil Sharpeners

At Stupid.com, we've learned the hard way that you can't sharpen a pencil by sticking it up your nose. So we have decided to bring you the next best thing, a pencil sharpener shaped just like a nose. Just stick your pencil up the right nostril and give it a few twists. You'll get a nice sharp pencil, and a sense of satisfaction that we don't quite understand. Nothing works better than a big ol' Schnoz!