Museum
Admission is always free.
This is our Candy Graveyard,
the place where discontinued Stupid Candies
are memorialized forever.
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SNOT CANDY
(yes, this was a really on the market) |
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Richard
Nixon Bubble Gum? |
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Ant Hill
Gum (yech!) |
POWER HOSE CANDY
-- we used to sell it but now it's gone forever --
(sob!)
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This
GREAT stupid candy passed away in April of 2001. BUBBLE
BRIEFS was bubble gum that came packaged in a
dirty underwear. Alas, it was simply too stupid for
this world. |
BATHROOM BUDDIES
"A bowl full of fun!"
This was one of our favorites,  but it's gone, gone, gone
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MEGA MAGGOTS
"Maggots: they're not just for
breakfast anymore."
Perhaps the most disgusting candy WE
ever sold.
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Our Stupid Candy Museum needs more
exhibits!
(We've lost our Congressional funding.)
Do you have any weird candy of days gone by in the back
of your sock drawer? We'd love to include it in our museum.
You don't even have send us the candy... A photo will do
just fine. Just e-mail it to us. You'll
get credit in the museum and our endless thanks!
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