Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

You may hate her. You may love her.  But friends, you've never seen her like this.

THE 
HILLARY CLINTON
NUTCRACKER

Granted, things didn't turn out the way Hillary planned. She's not going to be President of the United States -- at least not for awhile. So she'll have to settle for being Secretary of State. And that suits us fine, because now she can crack nuts all over the world! Brazil Nuts in Brazil! Pistachio nuts in Turkey! Macadamia nut in... Is there a Macadamia?

Anyhow, in a way, this stupid nutcracker is more relevant than EVER! (at least we hope so, since we bought a lot of them) 

Stupid.com has sold oodles of political items over the years, but the Hillary Nutcracker has to be the all-time winner! Look at her! Standing with arms crossed,  legs confidently spread, ready to crack some nuts with her stainless steel thighs. We're not certain if this is an Anti-Hillary item or a Pro-Hillary Item. But either way we think it is really weird and funny.

Besides being utterly ridiculous, The Hillary Nutcracker is durable and useful and comes in an attractive display box.  (Like Hillary herself, nuts are not included.)