Garlic Necklace

Here at Stupid.com, we can’t believe how people are going along with this vampire craze.

Now everyone is just walking up to every vampire they meet because they think he will be like Edward Cullen.

You know better than that, which is why we are offering you this Vampire Resistant Garlic Necklace.

Now you can travel safely knowing that no vampires would dare come near you. Sure, it’s not made of real garlic, but we doubt the vampires can tell.

Made of lightweight plastic, with highly realistic detail.