Mini Tape Gun

We don't care what you do for a living... deep down, you wish you worked in the Shipping Department. Those guys and gals have it made -- Running the stamp machines, signing for important packages, weighing things on scales, and - best of all - using tape guns! You can often hear them with their guns, strapping on adhesive tape without a care in the world. And you think to yourself, "Gee, I wish my job let me use a tape gun." Well, now the beloved tape gun can be part of your daily office routine with this amazingly cute Mini Tape Gun This thing is so brilliant, we're surprised no one thought of it before. It's built and works just like a full-sized tape gun, except that everything is much, much smaller. And here's the ingenious part -- it uses a standard-sized roll of Scotch tape (or any other brand). Use your Mini Tape Gun to seal packages, envelopes, and anything else that needs a good taping. (We've been having so much fun with ours at the Stupid Headquarters, we're wasting tape left and right.) You can even adjust the tension, just like on the big ones. The Mini Tape Gun comes in assorted colors and includes a full roll of adhesive tape. So buy one, then stop by the Shipping Department. You can show them your teeny-weeny tape gun, and they can show you their teeny-weeny paychecks.